One Out Of 8 Million True Crime Stories In The Naked City of
Guns And Roses
I’m Not Jesus but I Can Play The Thief Nailed Next To A Good
Jewish Lawyer
By Danny Aponte of Public School 161 In The South Bronx of
America
So I’m on a long line of 0% income adults waiting for cheese
and meat spray-painted on two thin slices of brown bread and a small container
of 1% milk meant for kids
What? You got a problem with that?
I didn’t think so.
All of a sudden, a short Hispanic guy cuts in front of me.
He has a scar on his face that travels all the way to his eyes covered by
oversized dark sunglasses, the kind favored by South American hit men. Let’s
call him Falconetti, a sadistic rapist/murderer from a novel called Rich Man,
Poor Man by Irwin Shaw.
Now make believe I’m Woody Allen.
Got the picture?
Welcome to The South Bronx, a wonderful place to make true
my American Dream.
Like The Talking Heads sung Once Upon A Lifetime, well, how
did I get here?
Chapter One: it was a dark and stormy night at the
university of New York
I had a dream for The City That Never Sleeps and lots of
Justice for all!!!
But I got clobbered by a Neo Nazi and lost my memories or my
life
I’m in my second childhood and so very scared to be home alone
God, please grant a good Jewish lawyer to protect my life
story
Please don’t allow a moviemaker to steal this misery of
mind!
The End
How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks By Danny Aponte
Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted 2014
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