His Panic by Danny Aponte of Public School 161 in The South
Bronx of America
Once upon a time, some kids thought Mr. Spock was Latino
because he spoke Spanish on Telemundo. Then I discovered that a Jewish Canadian
actor played the pointy-eared science officer in The City of Angels. My logic
finally unraveled when I found out there were no Jedi Puerto Ricans in The
Phantom Menace. SAP took kids for saps!!!
I was taken by ambulance to the psyche ward where other
souls were media possessed
Hollywood and a steady diet of TV frozen dinner foods caused
a mental meltdown
A grim looking doctor asked me who was my health care
provider to pay his bill.
I have none, my inner child replied red-faced with burning
shame.
He suggested I take a dose of good humor as medicine
I owe that quack my sanity. I get the joke now.
Tha-tha-that’s all folks!
Yeah. I st-st-stutter.
Please be kind.
Our House In The Middle Of The Street sung by Madness
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